[ He's trying really hard here. ]

I suppose you do need to know the Auto-Responder-- Hal? whatever the hell it is he wants to call himself, first before any of this story makes a lick of sense.

[ Hold a tick... sudden inspiration strikes and Jake ganks the weirdly pointy sunglasses off of the severed head and holds them out to Zelos. ]

Here! He should be able to spin the yarn himself in a much more coherent way. Not that you should necessarily believe anything that comes out of his metaphorical mouth. He's not exactly the most reliable of narrators.