Me? I just tried to offer you some advice and you decided to treat me like dirt for it!

[Because that's exactly how this conversation went. She assumes an exaggerated pose of indifference, replying with a sniff and just a touch of haughtiness. As terrible as it is, this actually makes her feel better about herself - if you grind someone down, they can't be better than you.]

But you're right, you don't have to listen to me - you can wallow in your own inability to adapt!