well, a valentine's pizza's fine too (closed)

[emptysword]

Date & Time: 14th February
Location: Unit 704
Characters: Shirou, C.C. and Saber
Summary: He was just preparing a pizza for a Valentine Lunch; what he didn't expect was a party crasher.
Warnings: N/A


[To be honest, he had been thinking of trying something new, and with the absence of a certain baker in his household ever since she moved; and since it's Valentine... Well, he figured it's time for him to try a certain type of dessert that's savory and sweet at the same time.

And the same type of baked goods for lunch.

The smell of a baked crust and tomato sauce could be smelled from outside Saber's unit as he first brought over his prepared lunch, preferring to save his dessert for dinner right now.

At this point of time, too, Saber would find her unit's house being knocked .]

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[ex_cashcow493]

Ah, good day to you as well, C.C.

[ Much more formal than she would be towards any other lady in the area, she gives a bow of her head. ]

Were we disturbing you? I was just about to invite my guest in so the noise should not bother you further.

[emptysword]

Ah, is this a friend of yours, Saber?

[He's looking quite awkward as he pretty much felt the stare from the other lady as she sized his... pizza? up...?]

[immortalize]

I wonder that myself. [ C.C. answers casually. At least she addresses the two while she says so as it's really hard for her eyes to not... focus on the pizza.

She'll let Saber wonder on the matter of disturbance (which there wasn't) and look between her and Shirou. ]

Having lunch?

[ex_cashcow493]

Er, she is an ally I met a couple weeks ago.

[ How awkward. Why do people ask her about FRIENDS when she can't HAVE THEM? ]

I believe we were about to have lunch, so we will let you be. [ So rude, Saber. ]

[emptysword]

Y-yeah, it's our Valentine's day lunch, so...

[He looks pretty damn awkward at this, because really this is unexpected for him okay...!]

[immortalize]

[ At that, C.C. smirks. ]

Then I hope you won't mind a third. [ And before either of them could speak, she makes a show of bowing her head as though humble (hah). ] I've no Valentine to speak of, and it is a holiday that encourages "allies" to get to know each other better.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ ]

Are you kidding? [ With a leer towards C.C. ] I have heard no such thing regarding the holiday and allies.

[emptysword]

[There's just this blank stare from Shirou as he tried to process what the other lady just said.]

Come again?

[immortalize]

Only because the modern times have heavily played on the love aspect alone.

[ Returning their stares with an impassive one of her own. ]

[ex_cashcow493]

... then it is decided.

[ Maybe she'll luck out and C.C. won't want to eat Shirou's food. There's always a glimmer of hope somewhere out there and so long as her LUK isn't E-Ranked... ]

We will dine together.

[emptysword]

Well, if that's what you want, then I guess you can join us, er...

[Right, what did Saber call her again...?]

Miss C.C., right?

[immortalize]

[ She smiles - if you could really call it that - before giving a nod. ]

How gracious of you both.

[ And without asking what Shirou's name is-- ]

Shall we?

[ex_cashcow493]

Set the table for three, Shirou.

[ Yes, he did just show up to her unit and now he's the one having to set the table. Does the king really know how to properly set a table? No, no she doesn't. ]

[emptysword]

Alright, then.

[He'd say something akin to 'Your Majesty', but those kind of things tends to fly over Saber's head, so he's going to go ahead and set it up anyways.

By putting the still opened box on the table.]

[immortalize]

[ C.C. strides in and takes a seat on one end of the table and readily opens the box he just put down.

Well, at least she doesn't dig in. She has manners. But she takes an appreciative whiff. ]

So we're in the presence of a chef and a knight, hmm?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Saber joins her side only to stare at the foreign food on the table. What is that and why doesn't it have enough meat on it? ]

Something to that nature.

[emptysword]

I'm her apprentice, actually.

[...There's a few seconds of awkward silence before.]

Well, what are you waiting for? Dig in.

[immortalize]

[ No need to tell her twice. Aware of Saber's presence beside her, C.C. picks up a slice and takes a big bite out of the tip. ]

Hrm. Almost to Pizza Hut's quality.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Glancing down at the pizza before she looks back towards Shirou. ]

Plates? Silverware? Napkins? [ She will not be as barbaric as this stranger! ]

[emptysword]

Uh, you eat it with your hands.

[Really, even he's doing it right now.]

Pizza Hut? Is that similar to Pizza [insert knockoff name here]?

[immortalize]

Perhaps it is. The mystery of multiple worlds.

[ She turns to Saber at her questions, still chewing on her piece of pizza. She smirks. ]

A knight is afraid to get her hands dirty? This is proper pizza eating etiquette.

[ex_cashcow493]

I fear nothing when it comes to food. [ Flaring up just a bit. ] Just that it seems crude to do that. What if some falls onto your hand?

[emptysword]

Then you eat it from your hand?

[He looks a bit confused because Saber, really.]

I can get you a plate and cutlery if you're not fine with it.

[immortalize]

[ While they're busy debating keeping a knight's hands clean, C.C.'s just gonna finish up her first slice with gusto and reach for a second. ]

[ex_cashcow493]

That is... that is barbaric, Shirou!

[ Her frantic tone only comes with C.C. reaching for another slice YOU PIG WHORE. ]

[emptysword]

Well, that's the way it goes back at their place of origin.

[he's going to at least prepare some plates at this point, as well as forks and knives just in case.]

[immortalize]

[ After seeing the plates, C.C. has to smirk and huff in amusement while licking at her fingers. ]

Well, if she's not going to enjoy her lover's pizza...

[ Reaching for a third slice. Yup. ]

[ex_cashcow493]

L-Lover...

[ Why isn't there anything to hide behind? The fact that someone else is calling Shirou her lover just causes her face to grow as red as Shirou's hair. ]

You should slow down a bit--!! [ Or else you'll get FAT. ]

[emptysword]

[Don't mind him staring.

Blankly at what's going on right now.

Girls please don't fight.]