"Oh, so now you wanna listen to me about squishing you!"

What about "could smoosh you by accident if we fight" didn't he get earlier?! He's a jerk and he's dumb. As her hand closes over him she feels two pin pricks suddenly sting her palm and she shrieks, recoiling her hand just enough to pull away. Pest. Pest! Now the other hand returns, trying to grab him again.