Oh, I know, I've been the subject of a police hunt, once. [Things that should probably not be said with a pleased grin: that.] Maybe I could've used your help then.

[No, not really, that was a disaster all round. But she shakes the offered hand]

Nice to meet you, Mr. Goodman. I'm surprised you don't have any business cards to offer.

[That seems like a lawyer-y thing to do. Or a car salesman-y thing, but they're kind of the same.]