[ Ask? That feels like cheating, somehow. On the other hand, the fact that he is even here, on this sojourn to the past, bothers him intensely. He'd like to get out as quickly as possible (despite the lovely weather). ]

Right then!

[ He whirls about and buttonholes the first set of footsteps he can identify (odd footsteps, truth be told, but he won't linger on that). ]

I saaaay, hello! Could you possibly tell us where we might find Muppets! My dear little friend here--

[ A nod to Lenalee ]

--is a tremendous Miss Piggy fan, she'll burst into tears if we don't find Miss Piggy straight away, can you help us please?

[ He reaches for the stranger's arm (he's a grabby, handsy sort of person), and is more than a little surprised to find it covered with feathers. ]

--eh?

[ He has accosted a costumed Disney World cast member, none other than Big Bird. ]