At least people mostly just have sex when they're by themselves. That doesn't usually cause any trouble. Take away the alcohol and I guarantee eighty percent of the fighting would go away too. You know how many brawls I have to get in the middle of here just cause somebody had a few too many and forgot how to keep his hands to himself?

[ But the comment about the proof gets his attention. ]

Hey, can I look at it for a minute? I'll give it back, I promise.