"Have you ever been there? And why did they even call it the Big Apple? I mean, it sure as fuck didn't look like an apple, just big. If you ask me, it should have been called the Big Pile of Horseshit."
The air leaves him in a quick rush, at the sight of her frown, and he swallows.
"At least it wasn't Houston," the name of the city comes out in a twangy drawl, "Then we would have had to worry about frying like goddamn eggs."
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"Have you ever been there? And why did they even call it the Big Apple? I mean, it sure as fuck didn't look like an apple, just big. If you ask me, it should have been called the Big Pile of Horseshit."
The air leaves him in a quick rush, at the sight of her frown, and he swallows.
"At least it wasn't Houston," the name of the city comes out in a twangy drawl, "Then we would have had to worry about frying like goddamn eggs."