On this fine Tuesday any Mekakushi Dan member who has the strength to drag themselves out of bed when they hear a knock at the door may find Kanaya Maryam standing there, an alien in an unzipped black hoodie with heavy green makeup. She's a mainstay at Dan meetings under such codenames as Honorary Lamp and Number Ten. Her perkiness, though strained and forced, is in line with somebody entirely undiseased. She is here to deliver the following:

• One (1) hot meal from Dystopian Future London Restaurant (stew!)
• Four (4) servings of fluids! (Mostly water with slight electrolyte augmentation.)
• One (1) fleece blanket that is also fresh out of the drier!
• Three (3) wireless chips containing one MP3-analogue each! The tracks are uplifting and most vaguely resemble J-pop, but the thousand-years-plus intervening has mutated them electronically a lot.

And if you happen to be one (1) Shintaro Kisaragi, you will also receive one (1) red hoodie! Snazzy. "I really meant to deliver this much earlier but you're almost definitely aware of what got in the way," she explains.