armistyx: (hella punched)
problem sleuth ([personal profile] armistyx) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs 2012-02-19 05:32 am (UTC)

"He got better." Sleuth eyes him again. "It don't look that bad. You're movin' a hell of a lot faster than he was, at least."

That sounds like a euphemism for he was in final negotiations for the farm—wait, damn, that's two euphemisms—but Sleuth's being literal; Tootsie Roll Pickle Inspector was a slow piece of shit.

"Here it is." Sleuth stops at a long table flush against the wall and gives one of its legs a good kick. It rattles the items on top—useless bric-a-brac, for the most part, except for one or two things in the vague neighborhood of "pointy". A slinky flops to its side, impotently.

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