Sadly, Drift can't actually think of something that fits all of those criteria. Most of the time, things that have been true have been... well. They've been true.
Exciting is easy. Exciting is exciting. He folds his arms and rests his head in them on the edge of the bed.
"Hmm. Okay. I'll tell you about Optimus Prime. Well- he wasn't Optimus when I met him. Then he was Orion Pax. But he became the greatest leader our kind had ever known." A story about Optimus is a safe bet. Everybody loves hearing about Optimus.
"When I met him. I was at the bottom of my life. Truly the bottom. My aura was corrupted with self-loathing and negativity. I was addicted to circuit speeders and pretty much anything I could get my hands on. This particular day though, I'd had too much, and I was overloading, on the brink of burnout. What's more is that I'd been found by a couple of local troublemakers who thought they'd make some sport of me, Sonic and Boom. Being paralyzed, I couldn't do anything about it. But that's when he showed up. They called him the Super Cop, he was truly a force to be reckoned with."
He makes a wide gesture.
"Just when I thought I was at the mercy of my assailants, he showed up and just like that, single-handedly took them down and arrested them both! No help whatsoever! Effortlessly. They were like what are you gonna do, arrest us? And he was like I already have, and just. Bam." He's not really good at telling stories.
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Sadly, Drift can't actually think of something that fits all of those criteria. Most of the time, things that have been true have been... well. They've been true.
Exciting is easy. Exciting is exciting. He folds his arms and rests his head in them on the edge of the bed.
"Hmm. Okay. I'll tell you about Optimus Prime. Well- he wasn't Optimus when I met him. Then he was Orion Pax. But he became the greatest leader our kind had ever known." A story about Optimus is a safe bet. Everybody loves hearing about Optimus.
"When I met him. I was at the bottom of my life. Truly the bottom. My aura was corrupted with self-loathing and negativity. I was addicted to circuit speeders and pretty much anything I could get my hands on. This particular day though, I'd had too much, and I was overloading, on the brink of burnout. What's more is that I'd been found by a couple of local troublemakers who thought they'd make some sport of me, Sonic and Boom. Being paralyzed, I couldn't do anything about it. But that's when he showed up. They called him the Super Cop, he was truly a force to be reckoned with."
He makes a wide gesture.
"Just when I thought I was at the mercy of my assailants, he showed up and just like that, single-handedly took them down and arrested them both! No help whatsoever! Effortlessly. They were like what are you gonna do, arrest us? And he was like I already have, and just. Bam." He's not really good at telling stories.