"I mean, we could probably find baklava, and we're not too far from an early distribution center for sugar, so you won't go without." He muses. "I guess so, but we better use one of our tablets to disguise it, cos it's not like I can tell which inn's gonna have the owner who steals all your stuff." Even if he could read the inn symbols, he doubts they'd put that on there.

"Oh sure, cos you spent the last week and a half poring through all the books in the library about this era, did you? What'd you think all those books were for, man?" He sighs. "But yeah I'm not gonna pick a fight. It'll be nice just to be arm candy for a little while, y'think?" He winks. "By the way, they didn't like homos back in this time, but mostly they didn't say a lot about it either. So I think we'll be okay, even if you ogle me like usual."