[He has a really, really good ear for muttering and subtle imprecations and gossip.]

Aha, I dunno anybody who carries pots and pans around, but I could borrow some from next door next time, I guess?

[He'd do it, too, just knock on the door and then be like, "Hey, I need to wake my weird friend over there, could I borrow a nonstick fryer and a ladle or something?" and then you'd be embarrassed for life.]

And it was just weird seein' somebody sleeping there. Are you living out here or taking a nap?