maddeninghatter: you know it won't end well (urgh ♘ no don't jump the pigeon)
Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs 2013-10-01 01:59 am (UTC)

[ Whenever Gilbert finally manages to return, he'll find Break grouping his purchases according to...

10-lb bags of things, variously sugar, flour, and rice. And another bag of sugar.
Boxes full of things that rattle satisfyingly and might be cookies or crackers, or dried rhubarb berries.
Boxes full of things that rattle in an unsatisfying way, and might be pancake mix, baking soda, or washing powder.
Boxes of tea (all Collette's)
A string bag full of fresh (-ish) fruit.
Cans full of complete unknowns; he has them stacked up in a tower. They contain soup, tomato sauce, stewed apple-peaches (very mutated), water chestnuts, maraschino cherries, tofurkey, pineapple chunks, and various other assorted things.

...by some unhappy coincidence, the top-most can has "HAPPY CAT GOURMET CUISINE" stamped in bold letters on the front label, with a picture of an appropriately gleeful kitty, with fork and knife, and a pink bow on its head. ]

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