[Peter actually resists the long slew of things he could say about how his aunt is the coolest person ever, so even if this guy is judging him for it, he doesn't want to bother defending her (or himself, he's only sixteen, he's gotta live with somebody.
But he's practiced at letting these things roll off him, so he does what he does best.]
But if you really like my butt that much, you can just come out and say it. I might give you a wide berth, but that's only because I've got a girlfriend. No offense.
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[Peter actually resists the long slew of things he could say about how his aunt is the coolest person ever, so even if this guy is judging him for it, he doesn't want to bother defending her (or himself, he's only sixteen, he's gotta live with somebody.
But he's practiced at letting these things roll off him, so he does what he does best.]
But if you really like my butt that much, you can just come out and say it. I might give you a wide berth, but that's only because I've got a girlfriend. No offense.