That's what I started thinking awhile back, too. For a long time, I didn't want to dress in a way that drew any attention. Hm, too bad I came to this idea right when it became impossible to go shopping...!

The mission to New York went really well. I got to spend the whole time as a girl in this pretty dress and we went dancing and then stole all this food! I had a really good time. [A slight pause:] But I don't think I'd want to go back to it. Even to return the dress.

Do you want a piece? This sounds ridiculous, but I'm really not great at cutting it... but I'll do it for you!