That's a practical, sensible way to think about it, so . . .

Not interested!

[Christopher launches forward, tackling Asbel to the ground (not with his usual force, but strong enough to take the man down) and bringing a plate of mashed potatoes with him. He immediately starts mashing the potatoes into Asbel's hair.]

Anyway, isn't nonsensical fights over trivial matters exactly what family holidays are about? Thank you, Asbel! Thank you for helping me get into the holiday spirit!