Those weren't around last time I was on Earth.

( The engines cut when he figures they're a far enough distance away, and Rodimus drifts into a perfect turn that comes to a nice, smooth stop. Because he really is that good.

Sometimes. )

Before we go any further - ground rules. Don't touch anything, don't mess up the upholstery, and don't dent anything. It hurts more than you'd think and Ratchet isn't here to hammer any of them out.