[If he can just get back on his skates, maybe he can —
Ah, there we go.
Saul scrambles to get a few more feet away, then hops into the air. One kick later — because doing this on solid ground is one thing, but doing it on ice is another and far too risky, so he has to do it in the air — he launches himself upward.
HEY MIKE REMEMBER HOW SAUL JUST TOPPED YOUR LIST OF "STUPID SHIT"?
DOES LAUNCHING HIMSELF THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A LAWYER-SHAPED ROCKET BEAT OUT THE WALRUS THING?
And if not that, how about his amazing landing? Because, again, doing this on solid ground is one thing, but he doesn't think to slow himself down with another kick as he approaches the ground a few feet away from Mike.
The snow-packed ground.
The snow, which is not solid.
Mike is about to find himself covered in the spray of white fluff that erupts when Saul hits the snow and sinks a few inches in.
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[If he can just get back on his skates, maybe he can —
Ah, there we go.
Saul scrambles to get a few more feet away, then hops into the air. One kick later — because doing this on solid ground is one thing, but doing it on ice is another and far too risky, so he has to do it in the air — he launches himself upward.
HEY MIKE REMEMBER HOW SAUL JUST TOPPED YOUR LIST OF "STUPID SHIT"?
DOES LAUNCHING HIMSELF THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A LAWYER-SHAPED ROCKET BEAT OUT THE WALRUS THING?
And if not that, how about his amazing landing? Because, again, doing this on solid ground is one thing, but he doesn't think to slow himself down with another kick as he approaches the ground a few feet away from Mike.
The snow-packed ground.
The snow, which is not solid.
Mike is about to find himself covered in the spray of white fluff that erupts when Saul hits the snow and sinks a few inches in.
Even the walrus looks perplexed.
...Saul really hopes no one else saw that.]