inhumanity: (Viola adunca)
ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴ ᴜsᴀ (#00??) ([personal profile] inhumanity) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs 2013-12-21 07:32 pm (UTC)

He flashes her a grin. "I always do Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners for my family, and in this economy? Why, sometimes, you just can't get the turkey from a local store."

So you have to steal it from someone's farm. And then kill the farmer. And use their farmhouse as the place for your family dinner.

That aside, he extends a hand for her to hand over the penguin. He'll prepare it right there on the spot, watch if he doesn't.

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