[With a resigned look on his face, Kevin locks the chapel's front doors.
What follows is nothing but epic kicking and smashing of Antarctic wildlife as this perfectly normal house steward, still wearing his cassock and ugly sweater, charges down the aisle. Dozens of eager sharp beaks snap at his heels. The struggle is undoubtedly brutal and, for a second, seems to be lost. However, after pirouetting and somersaulting over the final pews, Kevin finally lands the broom of victory on Gilbert's waiting hand.]
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What follows is nothing but epic kicking and smashing of Antarctic wildlife as this perfectly normal house steward, still wearing his cassock and ugly sweater, charges down the aisle. Dozens of eager sharp beaks snap at his heels. The struggle is undoubtedly brutal and, for a second, seems to be lost. However, after pirouetting and somersaulting over the final pews, Kevin finally lands the broom of victory on Gilbert's waiting hand.]