[There's no time to sit and be impressed by Kevin's aerobatic skills (though he does silently think it to himself as he watches) and as soon as that broom handle touches his palm, he immediately springs into action himself. Leaping onto the pulpit, he grabs the broom like a bat, arches it up over his head, and then leaps forward, swinging it in a long and heavy arc right towards Creepy Jesus' midsection. The angle that he hits it allows for a good deal of glass to shatter, and also causes the penguins to scatter away from the falling debris. A few of the less intelligent ones attempt to peck at it, testing the age old question, "Is it food? Can I eat it?"
They cannot.
The broom is then arranged in his hands normally so that he can frantically sweep the edges of the window outward, giving the men a chance to climb up into it and then out of it without getting cut on any shards.]
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They cannot.
The broom is then arranged in his hands normally so that he can frantically sweep the edges of the window outward, giving the men a chance to climb up into it and then out of it without getting cut on any shards.]
Hurry! While they're distracted!