That causes him to laugh. Shop lifting list. It's hilarious to him that, of his long list of illegal activities, shoplifting was never one of them. He got his kicks elsewhere as a teen, and when he was a kid got whatever he needed and most of what he wanted.

"We're decorating," he said as explanation. He lifted the box up to the table and it was filled with red, green, and other random shit that looks suitably Christmas-y but may have been reappropriated from something else. He wasn't going to jump through time for Christmas supplies. Until he had a good, long list of necessities for fixing up his sad little shack, he was going to make due.