Skip the "I Love New York" T-shirts. They're tacky. Make you stand out a little much. [Plus, they don't really give off the impression of "it's the thought that counts." They don't include a whole lot of thought, and Peter's seen enough of those shirts in his life to know that New Yorkers judge people who wear them.
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A staple or not, that's just kind of how it is.]
Which I guess counts as advice.