I'd sooner get diamonds before I got one of those. If I know anything it's how not to look like an asshole tourist.

[ Which there is truth to, shockingly. He adjusts his jacket, his watch, checking out the people they pass and other potential patrons as they go. It's mostly habit, but part of him still registers those with loose purse clasps as "plan B." Jewelry is probably too far out of reach.

Though, that is an idea. ]

What about purses? It can still be romantic if it's practical, right?