[ Ceiling penguin watches you lose your virtue, Kevin?
Break doesn't hear the hum of a hovering Roomba, so at least these aren't flying Penguins. Even so, he can sense the bloodthirstiness coming from above, as the penguin launches itself down. In a flash, his sword is out, and —
Well the good news is, it's penguin stew for dinner this evening. The bad news is somebody's scrubbing blood out of the floorboards. Again.
Also, the balance of dignity versus safety tips not in Kevin's favor. Break calls out: ]
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Break doesn't hear the hum of a hovering Roomba, so at least these aren't flying Penguins. Even so, he can sense the bloodthirstiness coming from above, as the penguin launches itself down. In a flash, his sword is out, and —
Well the good news is, it's penguin stew for dinner this evening. The bad news is somebody's scrubbing blood out of the floorboards. Again.
Also, the balance of dignity versus safety tips not in Kevin's favor. Break calls out: ]
Look sharp, Mister Cecil!
[ Hopefully you've got your pants on, Kevin. ]