[ Well, that's an interesting take on pirates. She hadn't watched anything to do with pirates (or, well, anything to do with much else for that matter) for much the same reason: it involved too much sitting around when there were more interesting things to do. An abundance of energy meant Apollo didn't sit still for very long. ]

The danger's the fun part though! Fuck, even I don't get that worked up about the sailing. Always been in charge of weaponry, when I had a crew. [ A pause as she drinks away, as though she's been drinking water this entire time and not knocking back multiple glasses of whisky. ] Let the others fuck around with the ship herself, y'know? I'll just make sure nobody important fuckin' dies.

[ She just shrugs and laughs a bit at the question. ] Gramps was one of the greatest adventurers of his time, apparently, and he raised us so... dunno, guess there ain't a story. Just kinda always surrounded by piracy.

How 'bout you, then? You a sailor, or doya just go 'round settin' up shady bars?