[ Freezing it doesn't seem particularly weird to Jake. Then again, he's also talked about getting it stuffed and mounted on a wall in all seriousness too, so Jake's opinion should generally be discounted here. ]

He sure does a bang up job of that no matter how present he is at any given moment. Do you think just finding a nice spot to dig up and chuck it in will do? If it doesn't live up to his standards then he can do something about the damned thing if he ever decides to make an appearance.