[PLOT] That's no ordinary rabbit

[northrend]

Date & Time: All day Friday, December 14th and onward.
Location: Initiate Hold
Characters: All
Summary: The plague has taken hold and there are rampant, angry undead critters running around! Better get rid of them quick, before you attract the Scourge Horde.
Warnings: Undead attacks, localized around cute woodland critters.

[The death tolls of all the woodland animals had come around the same time. Some lasted longer than others, but for the most part, it appeared that most of the sickly animals had passed sometime in the middle of the night. The next morning, transports would awaken to find their furry friends looking...well, less than furry. Their eyes glow a sickly yellow, patches of fur fall off their body, and they continuously cry for help.

Help from whom? You?

Or the group of rampaging ghouls charging toward you?]


[ooc: Original plot post is here!. If you would like me to NPC ghoul attacks in your thread, please mark your subject line with three asterisks. (***) Otherwise, feel free to do it amongst yourselves! Please note that I won't be able to NPC threads until tomorrow afternoon.]

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[asskickersunite]

[Tonight, Leliana will be graced by what is perhaps the most metal thing she will ever see. Descending from on high is one Eddie Riggs, with skin hued a hellish red and glowing yellow eyes and a black guitar gripped firmly in his hands, flames seeming to erupt from the instrument itself before settling onto the body of the guitar, as if they had been painted on there. Guess who finally figured out what his guitar's ability was? Yeah, this guy.]

Alright motherfuckers, time to RIDE THE LIGHTNING!

[Strumming his instrument with mighty fury, the roadie calls down lightning from the sky, commanding the bolts to strike in the heaviest clusters of undead.]

[songofvalor]

[ Leliana doesn't know this specific genre of music due to medieval setting constraints, but the spirit of song transcends mortal barriers. As she stands there, wide-eyed in wonder, a single tear rolls down her cheek. ]

[ She now knows the true meaning of metal music. ]

I just want you to know that Leliana's reaction made this 1000 times better.

[asskickersunite]

[And those who believe in metal shall be vindicated and given righteous music, and a shit ton of dead zombies. Eddie lands on the rooftop, smiling at Leliana, then turns his gaze on the undead horde below.]

I hope you motherfuckers are all wearing bibs, 'cause you're about to get face all over your shirts!

[Eddie brings his guitar to bear once more, and with unrelenting fretwork, jams out one of his personal favorite solos. The result of which sends out a flaming shockwave on the teeming undead masses below. Though they do not seem to recognize pain, the massive numbers do seem to collapse in agony as their heads literally begin melting off their shoulders. While it doesn't affect the more skeletal members of the horde, their end will be just as quick with Eddie resuming his dive bombing antics with his axe, cleaving his undead foes into chunks.]

i've been laughing at this thread for minutes llllllkkfsa;gk

[songofvalor]

[ That was amazing! The believer is completely at awe as she lowers her bow. Would he teach her that if she asked? ]

Their faces melted! How did you do that?

It is truly glorious.

[asskickersunite]

[Eddie hears Leliana's question as he is coming back up for another sweep. He lands on the rooftop standing next to her and brings his guitar to bear once more, calling down lightning strikes on the undead. He might end up hamming it up a little.]

T'was a blessing of the Fire Beast himself! He would not stand for this, and neither will I!

[BOOM! That's the sound of another burst of flame from a pyro power chord down below.]

[songofvalor]

That is amazing. I would like to sing to your music, if you don't mind.

[ She stands on the ledge of the building, tucking in her bow, and clears her throat. Her bow isn't actually her weapon. ]

[ She follows the note of his chords until her voice goes higher and higher, shaking the ground underneath and stunning the unfortunate horde that gathered there. ]

[asskickersunite]

[Eddie sees this, and for a moment, he looks down in surprise at the resulting quake beneath the horde, and then back at Leliana.]

[And he just smiles]

On a scale of one to ten, that's a fuckin' eleven.

[Eddie is more than happy to keep jamming to Leliana's song and strike down more undead with lightning from the heavens, and hellish fire from below. Together they may have created the most awesome zombie slaying ballad Exsilium will have ever known.]