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Date & Time: December 31st, early morning
Location: Unit 604
Characters: Urahara Kisuke and Shihouin Yoruichi
Summary: Best friends celebrate back to back birthdays.
Warnings: Innuendo and mentions of nudity.

When the grey light of day began to seep through the window and herald the arrival of morning, Urahara did what he did on most normal days, which is to say he blearily pried one eye open, groaned, and rolled over, draping one arm over the owner of the bed he was currently occupying and burrowing closer to her in the interim. With a sigh, he nuzzled against the crook of her shoulder and pretended that he was still very much asleep, although he knew he probably wasn't likely to get away with that for long.

Ah well. Such were the occupational hazards of being an incurably relaxed individual. Surely making it successfully to another year older wouldn't do much to change that particular outlook on his life.

Of course, he probably would have done a more convincing job pretending he was asleep had he not added a perfunctory kiss on Yoruichi's shoulder. Still, considering that he was extremely comfortable where he was and his partner was displaying no sign of wanting to wake up either, he considered he was safe.

For now.

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For her part, Yoruichi was in no hurry to get up. The kiss registered distantly, but as she was quite warm and comfortable gathered against Urahara's chest, she made no effort to struggle up through the depths of sleep, much less get out of bed.

As bad as she could be remembering special occasions, she never forgot his birthday. But any plans she had for the day hardly needed to be carried out at the crack of dawn--or whatever time it was--and so she absently pulled the covers more tightly around herself, fighting her gradual journey towards wakefulness.

The tightening of the blankets around them only served to bring Kisuke closer, and he had absolutely no qualms against that. It was warm, the bed was comfy and the company exquisite, there really was nowhere else that he would rather be right now.

Lazily, he brushed his toes against her calf and sighed happily, his breath stirring the hair that fell over Yoruichi's shoulder only slightly. He shifted ever so slightly, spreading his palm over her hip and murmuring softly.

His toes tickled and she jerked, a sleepy frown creasing her brow. Barely conscious, she kicked back, shoving him a few inches away.

The loss of heat causes her eyes to flutter and her frown to deepen, and she burrows further into her blankets with a soft growl.

The swift kick certainly jolted him awake swiftly. He blinked sleepily from the colder side of the bed that he found himself on and then resolved to make amends.

"Sorry," he breathes against her ear as he tries to sidle up again, "didn't mean to."

Now unavoidably awake, she cracked her eyes open a slit, lifting her face just far enough out of the blanket to make sure she's heard.

"What," she muttered, "do you want?" Birthday or no birthday, she's pretty surly when she's woken up before she's ready, and she's not conscious enough to be able to tell it was unintentional.

"Nothing, nothing," he murmured back, pressing a kiss against her temple. "Just being clumsy. Go back to sleep."

He tried to scoop her against him again, hoping to make up for his transgressions by sharing a little body heat. That could usually help smooth things out.

"M'sry Y'ru."

He was never particularly articulate when he had sleepiness and a mouthful of Yoruichi's hair to contend with.

Against her better judgement, she looked over at the clock to be that it wasn't quite mid-morning yet. Normally she'd be up by now, but there was just something about grey winter mornings that made her want to stay under the covers as long as she could.

"You sure about that?" she replied, her voice husky. "There's got to be something you wanted to do today."

He chuckled, writhing under the blankets in that sleepy sort of wantonness that only one well practised in being effortless lazy could pull off.

"Well~," he crooned, waggling his eyebrows, "I am sure there's a very literal answer to that which you will most certainly elbow me in the solar plexus for so I shall tactfully decline to answer that."

He cracked a yawn which made the muscles in his jaw ache a little and moved his arms to pillow his head.

"Good morning."

"You want to do that every day, so I'm not sure it counts." She turned over to face him, her mouth twitching in amusement at his shameless laziness. It isn't actually a front, despite how capable he is; he really would be content to lay around and expend as little effort as possible most days.

She gives a yawn of her own, indulging in a full-body stretch and running her feet over warm sheets. "Happy birthday."

"A man is entitled to his passions, Yoruichi-san. You just so happen to be a particular favourite, and terribly addictive."

As she stretches, he adjusts himself accordingly so that he can better accommodate himself to cradling her against him and kissing her on the tip of her nose when she's done. Expending effort is all very well, but when the prospect of doing nothing is on the table, it would be rude not to take it.

"Ho~ is that what day it is? I'd almost forgotten." His lips quirk up in a pleased little smirk, his eyes soft and unguarded as he looks at her. "Thank you."

She briefly closes her eyes and exhales, warmed by his expression. "Well, if it's really that unimportant," she drawls, returning his smirk, "I can just give your present back."

His hands smooth over her back and she practically purrs as she's gathered against him once more; his earlier transgression are almost forgotten now. "You know how I hate when my efforts go unappreciated."

"Well I didn't say it was unimportant," he brushes his nose against the curve of her cheek, then chases it with his lips. "I can just think of one or two things that would take priority."

It's his birthday, he'll do what he likes. His spirit animal is a honey badger.

"Demonstrating my appreciation being at the top of my list, naturally~"

Go shawty

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