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(ง︡'-'︠)ง ([personal profile] controlledvariable) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-01-28 05:53 pm

[closed] nothing is crueler than children who come from good homes

Date & Time: January 26th, sometime during the afternoon/evening
Location: The Initiative Library
Characters: Stephanie Brown, Vanadi
Summary: h e l p
Warnings: Vanadi comes with his own warning, right? AKA likely sexual content in some form or another.


[It hadn't taken her too long to reach the conclusion that this city was crazy. Between the kidnapping, the conscription, the randomly teleporting them back to the past, and the fact that half the Transport population suddenly changed ages and people are barely batting an eye, that tells her the whole thing is insane. In a totally mature response to the entire situation, Steph decides to hole up in the library as much as possible, so she doesn't have to deal with all this crap.

She's been there for almost five hours now, and is starting to have a little trouble focusing, which means it's time for coffee. It's the awful, sludge kind that comes from a machine, but it's cheap and better than nothing, so she makes do, warming her fingers around the styrofoam cup as she wanders the stacks to stretch her legs. After a few minutes she catches the attention of a staff member and asks about an encyclopaedia that had been referenced in a book she was reading, and gets pointed towards the back of the library, where the books are a little dusty and there are very few tables for people to sit. It doesn't really concern Steph, she tosses her now empty cup into a trashcan and goes to search for her book.]

outright: let's do you up in paisley, you'll look great (well that's completely unsexy.)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Really? [ He blinks, genuinely surprised. ] And a serious relationship— without any sex?
outright: (ugh lose a few pounds & get back to me)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, all respect for whoever that was is just draining away, watch it go. He makes a face, but shrugs, and aims a serious glance over. ]

You're overdue, Miss Brown.
outright: (we're totally unimpressed.)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm fairly sure you're not exactly the most reliable judge of it. [ She may have gotten a decently early start, but it doesn't count if you don't keep it up. ]
outright: let's do you up in paisley, you'll look great (oh you silly fat human)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ He spreads both arms, palms up, for a Totally Innocent Shrug. ]

I'm an advocate for an enjoyable lifestyle, that's all.
outright: (yes i know i'm beautiful)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah right nice try. He doesn't look even slightly put off. ]

You probably are. But it's to be expected, with four years of celibacy! These things are taught and practiced, you know, not innate.
outright: let's do you up in paisley, you'll look great (insert blatant innuendo here)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Would you?

[ He smirks, glances over her appraisingly, and seems to come to a conclusion. ]

There's a way to prove that. —And no, I don't mean we sleep together, you've made it perfectly clear that won't happen. [ yet. ]
outright: let's do you up in paisley, you'll look great (oh you silly fat human)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why, all you have to do is kiss me.

[ And he even seems perfectly sincere about it, too. ]
outright: (yes i know i'm beautiful)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're a terrible kisser — then it really stands to reason you're terrible at everything else, too. [ He shrugs, nonchalant. ] As expected.
outright: (permasmarm)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He only cocks his head expectantly. ]

You can concede the challenge if you'd like to admit I'm right.
outright: (tragically bored now.)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, well... [ He half turns away, sighing. ] If you're really so terrible that you can't bear to show me even that, I suppose I understand...
outright: (permasmarm)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ His glance shifts back to her again, a smile playing somewhere around the edges of it. ]

Of course. Perfectly clear, like I said.
outright: let's do you up in paisley, you'll look great (insert blatant innuendo here)

[personal profile] outright 2013-02-01 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Of course, of course. I'd never think anything different.

[ He turns to face her fully again, a brow arched. ]

Well?

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