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(closed) the force is great

Date & Time: 10th April
Location: Casa de Batrek, NORAH cafe
Characters: Ellie and Steph Brown

controlledvariable (with guest appearance by Snow Villiers

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Summary: WAFFFLLLEEESSS
Warnings: Just... Ellie...

( It's been busy, camping, training, invasions and everything. She almost forgot, really, about the whole cafe and waffles thing. At least that meant she couldn't accidentally let slip about the waffles, either.

Now, though, she was in a good mood, and sometimes you just gotta grab that and run with it; carpe diem and that, right? Although she was pretty sure that didn't usually get applied to having waffles for the first time, but screw bloody convention, eh?

So, she all but bounces through the door to Steph's apartment. )

Steph? Hey, come on, we're going out.

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[...Okay, that's new.

She raises an eyebrow at Ellie, a smile tugging at the corner of her lips as she sets down the plate she's just washed up. Because chores are a thing and god knows Jim never does the dishes.]

Can you give me five minutes? [a beat] And tell me where we're going, because you're kind of bouncing and I'm not sure if I should be alarmed or not.

Yeah, sure.

( In fact, she's grabbing a dishcloth, getting to work on the drying. Ellie's a helper. Besides, she's here enough that she probably should help with the dishes. Odds are she does more cooking here than Jim, although she had walked in on him dismantling the toaster, so that maybe wasn't such a big shock to anyway. )

It's fine. Don't panic. ( Seriously, Steph, she makes a face. )

Mmhmm. [That eyebrow is joined by another, a slightly sharp, entirely disbelieving look.] I don't panic.

[Well. It's been known to happen once or twice, but more importantly, she's flicking a bit of soapy water at Ellie's nose.]

But I'm pretty sure if you need to say don't panic, I probably should be panicking.

Of course not. Land of the free, home of the brave. ( She sounds so sincere. ) You must not have any cockroaches, there.

( Hey, now. Don't make her take vengeance with this cloth, now. She learned the tricks of snapping them from Homer, and she is not afraid to use them. )

What? Don't you trust me? Your gonna hurt my feelings real bad, one day.

I thought we agreed not to mention that.

[It's not her fault she has a thing about cockroaches crawling on her. It just caught her by surprise, is all. And she definitely didn't shriek.]

I trust you with my life. I don't trust you not to mess with me just for fun.

[So there.]

We did, I said I would tell no one.

( And here they are, just them and the dishes. ) These guys are pretty discrete. ( Conspiratorial, tilting her head towards the plate she's working on before setting it down. ) If it were coffee cups, then I'd worry. "Never trust a coffee cup to keep a secret," it's an old Australian saying.

( Shut up, Ellie. She grins, nudges Steph with her shoulder as she grabs another dish. ) Please, the boys are much more fun to wind up than you. ( Besides, after going camping she's pretty sure Steph would be prepared to out-do her, no matter what. ) We're just getting milkshakes, that all. My treat, 'cause I got a craving.

I'm pretty sure you're making that up. [Sometimes it's hard to tell with Ellie and her Australiana, especially some of the words she comes up with. (She still doesn't believe a drongo is a thing).

Still, she does have a point about the boys.] It's even more fun if you make 'em cry.

[Steph no.]

Well, I suppose milkshakes can't kill me. Unless you're planning to slip arsenic into them or something.

S'truth, you're gonna be sorry you doubted me, one day.

( Silly Steph. As if Ellie would make up something as ridiculous sounding as drongo. Please.
And with that, Ellie grins. ) I haven't made them cry, yet, but I can tell you about Ricco's shiny gold pyjamas.

( Seriously, he has nicer pyjamas than she's ever owned. She feels robbed. )

I'm all out of spiders, unfortunately. Next time, maybe. ( Annnnd she's going to just idly bat at Steph with the drying up cloth. ) You ready yet?

What, when I'm in a life or death situation where I need to know Australian sayings?

[Because that is definitely a thing that's going to happen.

And.

Hold up.] What's this about Cedric's pyjamas?

[Ellie said other things, she's sure, but this is the more important question. She even pauses in the middle of washing up the last bowl.]

Or when you're on one of those quiz shows and there's a category on Australian sayings and you mess up the big money question.

( Who cares about your life when there's money at stake?

Annnnd-- ) Huh?

( Oh. Without really thinking about how this could sound: ) We had a sleepover one time. He has gold pyjamas. I felt really boring.

I hate quiz shows.

[Idly, because there are definitely more important things to focus on now, like sleepovers.

(Has she ever told Ellie that her dad used to be a game show host? She can't remember.)]

You had a sleepover? [Just. a disbelieving stare.] With Cedric. How'd that go?

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( A shrug, because yeah, they're pretty dumb. ) I like trying to guess the trivia stuff.

( How else do you think she accumulated so much useless random knowledge?

Turning to look at Steph, now, as she dries some cutlery. ) Yeah, I did.

( And? ) It was fine? I assume he found the bed comfortable. Apparently I'd look good in red or violet.

[Open mouth, close mouth.

She just... shakes her head, finishing up that last dish and setting it to dry.]

Do you even-- Do you think, before you say things? No wonder everyone thinks we're dating, if that's how you talk about us.

[She sounds fond, and she's laughing, but oh my god, Ellie. Talking about finding the bed comfortable and him talking about what she'd look good in she just. can't.]

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What?

( Seriously, what? She's just got the dishcloth in her hand, palms open, wondering why Steph is laughing. )

I think a lot.

( OOhh does she sound a bit offended no not really, just confused. ) And they do not. Coll was just being an idiot, that's all.

Jim thinks we're banging each other.

[Just throwing that out there.]

Just-- Look, do me a favour and just go over everything you just said, and think about how that might seem to someone who doesn't know the actual story.

[Can you do that for her, Ellie? She believes in you.]

He thinks everyone is going at it like rabbits, it's hardly a surprise.

( Please.

She's raising her eyebrows at Steph, rolling her eyes a bit, before she actually just... thinks that over. You can see the moment when the oh registers, and she just...

Yeah, okay. Someone looks a bit embarrassed. ) Hold up, is the thought of someone wanting to sleep with me so weird that you just dismiss it automatically?

( Actually offended? Winding Steph up? Who knows )

[Atta girl.]

Did you miss the part where I was shocked because I thought you'd slept with someone and hadn't told me?

[Okay so, she didn't really think Ellie had slept with Cedric, but she'd entertained the idea, briefly, that something might have happened.]

( . . . ah. )

Yeah.

( Yeah, she guesses she did. Let her just dry that last bowl, and she's going to drop the cloth over the sink so it can dry. ) We were just talking about his school and stuff. Magic talk, no magic happening or-- whatever.

( What is her life when did it become this and why does she feel so awkward )

[She picks up the cloth so she can dry her hands, looking a little amused.]

No, magic happening, huh? [And she might just be making a kissy face, giving a suggestive little shimmy. Because she's a dork.

She can sense the awkwardness, and is going to defuse it with a combination of gentle teasing, and making herself look like an idiot.]

Careful, one day the wind will change direction.

( As remembers her mum saying that when she and Corrie were being terrible, making faces at each other; she also remembers smartly informing her mother that the wind changes direction all the time and her face hadn't gotten stuck yet, and her mother sighing the sigh of the long suffering.

Speaking of long suffering: )

Why do I even like you?

( But, to clarify, ) Cedric's a good mate. I wasn't after any magic happening.

[She just rolls her eyes, tossing the cloth back on the drying rack and heading towards her room, so she can pull on a pair of boots, a jacket, and grab her wallet.

Over her shoulder:] Because I make a great cup of coffee.

[It's clearly the only reason Ellie keeps her around, as she comes back to Ellie, there's an eyebrow waggle]

Was he after any?

( The most long suffering of sighs. )

No.

( Although, her tone does brighten, something of a smile making its way back to the corners of her mouth. )

Actually, I think I scared him with stories about the bike sheds at school and school play rehearsals.

( A bit as if she was saying ah, the good old days. ) Ready?

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It was the music room and under the bleachers, for us.

[Because she knows exactly what Ellie is talking about, having been a teenager at high school, once.

And to answer the question, she heads to the door, holding it open and gesturing with a flourish for Ellie to exit first.]

( Excuse her, she's just giving Steph an extremely dramatised wink. )

I'll meet you at the bike shed, sweetheart.

( Just before she waltzes out the door. She'd started to relax a bit on taking the AK everywhere, before the (false, she knows it was false) invasion, but now the habit is back. Just in case, it couldn't hurt, so she's slinging it back over her shoulder as casually as if it were just a messenger bag. )

[She's laughing, even if the fact Ellie's back with the AK47 is a little worrying.]

At least we wouldn't have to worry about who's bringing the condoms.

[Locking the door behind her, she tilts her head at Ellie in a silent would you care to lead the way? since Steph isn't sure where they're going.]

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