( Terribleness, actually. And total crap, that was another thing. Everything bad in the world, that was what Steph was a fountain of. She was responsible for those shitty garden tools that broke in half the first time you used them.
And because, o wise one, she had to maintain the surprise. )
Me? ( So hurt! ) I try to do something nice and you say it's suspicious.
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( Terribleness, actually. And total crap, that was another thing. Everything bad in the world, that was what Steph was a fountain of. She was responsible for those shitty garden tools that broke in half the first time you used them.
And because, o wise one, she had to maintain the surprise. )
Me? ( So hurt! ) I try to do something nice and you say it's suspicious.