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actual shoujo hobo allen walker. ([personal profile] debtor) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-05-03 11:29 pm

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Date & Time: May 3rd (Exsilium time)
Location: DISNEY WORLD, Orlando, Florida, circa 1993
Who: Arya "Leo" Stark ([personal profile] wolfchild), Allen "Mikey" Walker ([personal profile] debtor), Oz "Donnie" Vessalius ([personal profile] velveteened), Tyki "Raph" Mikk ([personal profile] phaseshifts); also starring Lenalee "They Don't Pay Me Enough For This" Lee ([profile] heavysteps) and Xerxes "Good Friend" Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter)
Summary: A preteen assassin, a clown, a rabbit, an intangible serial killer, legs, and another clown are sent to Disney World to fetch a muppet. Only success ensues.
Warnings: who let this happen

[The year is 1993. The place is the Disney-MGM Studios, and the stage for the New York Street show is nearly set. It's a gorgeous summer day. The sun is shining, the humidity is oppressive, the park is alive with the wails of impatient children, and a sizable crowd gathers in anticipation for the next performance.

Also gathering for said performance are the stars of the 3-minute pre-show show. Just like they do every day, Eugene, Gaylord, Mark and Tracy meet in the changing room and slip on their heavily padded trademarked costumes. They've been through this ridiculous routine dozens, maybe hundreds of times— they could probably manage it in their sleep by now. Though it's likely anyone could, it's not terribly complicated. The life of a character performer isn't glamorous, but they enjoy their work, and they're looking forward to heading out in their trademarked turtle-van and meeting this afternoon's audience. Even if these outfits are sweltering. They do it for the kids.

But yet, in that very building, at that very same moment, four strangers on a mission materialize out of thin air. They've come a very long way with a set of very specific, and essentially meaningless, instructions. Step one:

become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.]
wolfchild: (help ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-09 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sixte... Do you mean six and ten?

[ FUCK YOU, SHE IS THE BEST AT NUMBERS B( ]
wolfchild: (news ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
There are four turtles. [ not sixteen. Allen, are you sick. ]
wolfchild: (doubt ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
What's so important about that age?
wolfchild: (afraid ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I've never heard of it either. What of mutant?
wolfchild: (doubt ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Does that mean your eye is mutated?
wolfchild: (horizon ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She looks at the turtles again. ]

I am still not wearing that. I'm too small for it anyway.
wolfchild: (jape ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't we just let them do the stupid dance and someone lure them out once they're finished?
wolfchild: (child ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What is it?

[ She looks expectantly at Allen. Because Allen is supposed to know. ]
wolfchild: (doubt ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't ask?
wolfchild: (mislike ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
We're looking for a pig puppet?
wolfchild: (lie ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Apart from it being controlled by idiots?
wolfchild: (quiet ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-11 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Would we even be allowed to return without it?
wolfchild: (learn ❱❰)

[personal profile] wolfchild 2013-05-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Only as long as we're useful.

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