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[debtor]

Date & Time: May 3rd (Exsilium time)
Location: DISNEY WORLD, Orlando, Florida, circa 1993
Who: Arya "Leo" Stark (wolfchild), Allen "Mikey" Walker (debtor), Oz "Donnie" Vessalius (velveteened), Tyki "Raph" Mikk (phaseshifts); also starring Lenalee "They Don't Pay Me Enough For This" Lee (heavysteps) and Xerxes "Good Friend" Break (maddeninghatter)
Summary: A preteen assassin, a clown, a rabbit, an intangible serial killer, legs, and another clown are sent to Disney World to fetch a muppet. Only success ensues.
Warnings: who let this happen

[The year is 1993. The place is the Disney-MGM Studios, and the stage for the New York Street show is nearly set. It's a gorgeous summer day. The sun is shining, the humidity is oppressive, the park is alive with the wails of impatient children, and a sizable crowd gathers in anticipation for the next performance.

Also gathering for said performance are the stars of the 3-minute pre-show show. Just like they do every day, Eugene, Gaylord, Mark and Tracy meet in the changing room and slip on their heavily padded trademarked costumes. They've been through this ridiculous routine dozens, maybe hundreds of times— they could probably manage it in their sleep by now. Though it's likely anyone could, it's not terribly complicated. The life of a character performer isn't glamorous, but they enjoy their work, and they're looking forward to heading out in their trademarked turtle-van and meeting this afternoon's audience. Even if these outfits are sweltering. They do it for the kids.

But yet, in that very building, at that very same moment, four strangers on a mission materialize out of thin air. They've come a very long way with a set of very specific, and essentially meaningless, instructions. Step one:

become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.]

Comments

[velveteened]

If they're stupid enough to watch this, isn't that all the more reason why they'd notice?

[wolfchild]

I am not wearing that.

[velveteened]

I'm sure you'd look very cute.

[wolfchild]

[ She is two seconds away from punching you B( ]

[velveteened]

( he would absolutely deserve it. )

Well, maybe there's an easier way to do this.

[wolfchild]

Let them do their stupid dance then hit them over the head with something?

[velveteened]

( .........YOU KNOW WHAT )

Exactly!

[wolfchild]

Then go do it.

[velveteened]

( one has to wonder why you're here if you don't want to help arya!!!


one has to wonder why any of them are there )

You mean after having to coming all this way, you'd pass up the opportunity to hit some annoying people?

( not that he knows her well or anything but it seems like something she'd enjoy.... )

[wolfchild]

I'm sure I'll hit you for being a camel cunt before long.

[velveteened]

( he laughs! irritatingly )

Anyway, the faster we finish this, the faster we can get back.

[wolfchild]

Get on with it.

[velveteened]

Do I look like I can knock someone out?

( he could, but she'd be the first to say he looks like it )

[wolfchild]

You're the one who wants to finish soon so do something. If you won't, shut up.

[velveteened]

Are you saying you don't want to?

[wolfchild]

[ She rolls her eyes and turns away from him, dismissing him. ]

[velveteened]

Well, that's fine. ( blithely! he won't push conversation besides trying to get the last word apparently ) If you didn't want to go back, you only had to say so.

( because he can't imagine the initiative will be all too willing to take them back without even a bare effort, and that's the real reason he cares. )

[wolfchild]

Fuck off.

[ She pushes away from the wall to find someplace far to sit. ]