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[debtor]

Date & Time: May 3rd (Exsilium time)
Location: DISNEY WORLD, Orlando, Florida, circa 1993
Who: Arya "Leo" Stark (wolfchild), Allen "Mikey" Walker (debtor), Oz "Donnie" Vessalius (velveteened), Tyki "Raph" Mikk (phaseshifts); also starring Lenalee "They Don't Pay Me Enough For This" Lee (heavysteps) and Xerxes "Good Friend" Break (maddeninghatter)
Summary: A preteen assassin, a clown, a rabbit, an intangible serial killer, legs, and another clown are sent to Disney World to fetch a muppet. Only success ensues.
Warnings: who let this happen

[The year is 1993. The place is the Disney-MGM Studios, and the stage for the New York Street show is nearly set. It's a gorgeous summer day. The sun is shining, the humidity is oppressive, the park is alive with the wails of impatient children, and a sizable crowd gathers in anticipation for the next performance.

Also gathering for said performance are the stars of the 3-minute pre-show show. Just like they do every day, Eugene, Gaylord, Mark and Tracy meet in the changing room and slip on their heavily padded trademarked costumes. They've been through this ridiculous routine dozens, maybe hundreds of times— they could probably manage it in their sleep by now. Though it's likely anyone could, it's not terribly complicated. The life of a character performer isn't glamorous, but they enjoy their work, and they're looking forward to heading out in their trademarked turtle-van and meeting this afternoon's audience. Even if these outfits are sweltering. They do it for the kids.

But yet, in that very building, at that very same moment, four strangers on a mission materialize out of thin air. They've come a very long way with a set of very specific, and essentially meaningless, instructions. Step one:

become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.]

Comments

[debtor]

[WHAT. WHAT. NO YOU DON'T.

Once he notices they're down to three, he chases out after Tyki.]

Tyki Mikk!

[phaseshifts]

[guess who's ever so not happy to see you, Allen? Tyki whirls round with his hands fisted by his sides, staring dangerously.]

What do you want, boy?

[debtor]

[Undaunted!:] Where are you going?

[phaseshifts]

I'm leaving. [The bare edge of a grin.] Problem?

[debtor]

[Returns it with a tight smile.]

We're on a mission, Tyki. You shouldn't wander off.

[phaseshifts]

[Tyki steps forward and reaches for Allen's collar, the tacked-on grin not wavering an inch.]

Boy - you are not holding my leash.

[debtor]

[Stepping to the side, glaring now.]

I could go with you, if you'd prefer.

[phaseshifts]

[Tyki steps after him, keeping that personal space bubble breached.]

I'll pass. Go with your little friends, eh?

[debtor]

[STANDS HIS GROUND!! Cat and Oz can probably manage stealing a pig puppet on their own if they need to, but leaving a Noah unsupervised here would be rather negligent.]

No, I think I'll join you.

[phaseshifts]

[Today is not a day where Tyki's feeling so receptive to casual banter. He tries to punch Allen in the face.]

[debtor]

[It's not as though he doesn't expect that. He catches Tyki's fist with his left hand, and grabs hold, glowering.]

[phaseshifts]

[Tyki raises his foot swiftly and aims a hard stomp at Allen's own nearer foot. At the same time he reaches with his other hand to grab Allen's weapon arm near the elbow and try to begin to squeeze - hard. It might not be much for a practiced fighter like Allen, but Tyki does have the raw strength to back it up and make it unpleasant.]