[ SO FAR NO GOOD. The two lunkheads are still standing on either side of the door, their precious emergency exit. Lucy scans the room briefly, but the line to the ladies room is ridiculously long. They -could- go in the men's room and climb out the window, but the prospect was actually terrifying. How dirty it must be! Her back is still to the table Juvia is at, so she doesn't notice the water mage's distress ...yet. ]
[ Meanwhile the man across from Juvia only grins widely, tilting his head one way then the other, and eliciting nasty sounding pops from his neck. ]
That's ALL right with me, baby, you can let me do ALL the thinking for you from now on. [ Her flustered flailing is just so adorable, it's CLEARLY because he is such a catch. Such a catch that he drags up a bit of plegm from the back of his throat and spits it on the floor. . .On. The. Floor. ]
Juvia huh? I guess that's all right, my delicious little corn muffin. [ He paffs his fist against his chest with a loud THUMP. ]
My buddy an' I noticed you and your cute friend when you came in. M'name's TANK(Tm). And I'm gonna be your man. You can thank me later. I'm a real prize catch.
ROFL. REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED...you know the rest. >8D
[ Meanwhile the man across from Juvia only grins widely, tilting his head one way then the other, and eliciting nasty sounding pops from his neck. ]
That's ALL right with me, baby, you can let me do ALL the thinking for you from now on. [ Her flustered flailing is just so adorable, it's CLEARLY because he is such a catch. Such a catch that he drags up a bit of plegm from the back of his throat and spits it on the floor. . .On. The. Floor. ]
Juvia huh? I guess that's all right, my delicious little corn muffin. [ He paffs his fist against his chest with a loud THUMP. ]
My buddy an' I noticed you and your cute friend when you came in. M'name's TANK(Tm). And I'm gonna be your man. You can thank me later. I'm a real prize catch.
[ Throw him back. THROW HIM BACK. ]