[ The coffee break is forthcoming, plentiful, well-desired, and completely uneventful on Kaji's part until Shintaro comes along. The boy's expression definitely fills in some blanks, because he smiles and nods almost instantaneously. ]

By all means. Unfortunately, I can't say the same thing for waterproof. [ Belying that statement, he gestures for the poor boy to sit. You're lucky he's seen worse, son. ]

Now, don't take this the wrong way, but you're looking a little pitiful.