[Avoiding zombies is delicate business for Billy. He prefers to take cover and move slowly, going just the minimum distance to retrieve extra supplies on his list. With careful application of these blades, he might just get out alive.
'Careful application' becomes 'inelegant slashfest' shortly after, of course---his hearing's sharp enough to keep him from getting his throat ripped out, thankfully, but it's still a struggle every time.
Right now, for example, there's a sudden violent stab at his chest that he just barely avoids. He can't help but yell as he slides out of the way, coasting down a slip-n-slide of gore. As he slides, he viciously hacks away at the legs closing in on him.]
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'Careful application' becomes 'inelegant slashfest' shortly after, of course---his hearing's sharp enough to keep him from getting his throat ripped out, thankfully, but it's still a struggle every time.
Right now, for example, there's a sudden violent stab at his chest that he just barely avoids. He can't help but yell as he slides out of the way, coasting down a slip-n-slide of gore. As he slides, he viciously hacks away at the legs closing in on him.]
...I wish I could burn this suit.