[This time, he giggles and stoops to take the knife away himself.] You've done something truly heinous, friend. It's a crime that only my magnanimity allows me to overlook.

You bored me.

[And with a cheerful laugh, he helps her up by yanking her to her feet.] Worry not! I can look past it because the affection that I hold for you runs as deep as our friendship. Hold on, that's pretty shallow. I shan't let the truth deter me! I can forgive you because I want to believe our affection runs that deep.