Alright so I'm in this gin joint and I don't speak a lick of the language but there's this girl there, named Batari- I called her Button, she was as cute as one, you see? Anyway, she has this brilliant idea we break into this local spot, very ritzy, very romantic, you get it?
Anyway we get there and I don't have anything on me, not my picks, for sure, and not my wallet, but what I do have is a deck of cards. Anyway I manage to get the lock open [He mimes sliding a card through the edge of a door] and me and Buttons have the time of our life. Until the manager shows up, we had to jump out the second story, me without my pants and her without anything, and the guy's about to catch us but I remember the cards and [another mime- he flings his hand in Hotpocket's direction] just like that! Buys us enough time to get back to her place and finish our little meeting. The things she could do, I tell ya.
[It's not the whole of the story, but he didn't know the guy well enough for that one.]
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Alright so I'm in this gin joint and I don't speak a lick of the language but there's this girl there, named Batari- I called her Button, she was as cute as one, you see? Anyway, she has this brilliant idea we break into this local spot, very ritzy, very romantic, you get it?
Anyway we get there and I don't have anything on me, not my picks, for sure, and not my wallet, but what I do have is a deck of cards. Anyway I manage to get the lock open [He mimes sliding a card through the edge of a door] and me and Buttons have the time of our life. Until the manager shows up, we had to jump out the second story, me without my pants and her without anything, and the guy's about to catch us but I remember the cards and [another mime- he flings his hand in Hotpocket's direction] just like that! Buys us enough time to get back to her place and finish our little meeting. The things she could do, I tell ya.
[It's not the whole of the story, but he didn't know the guy well enough for that one.]
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