maddeninghatter: (tongue)
Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-11-20 05:47 pm

It seemed like a good idea at the time...

Date & Time: 2698, fin-de-millenium, just prior to the formation of the United Earth
Location: Las Vegas
Characters: Break, Kevin, Gilbert, Oz, Elliot, Alice, Allen, Lenalee, Rosette, Chrono, Chrysos
Summary: Fear and loathing
Warnings: Showgirls and Gilbert weeping.

The statement “Let’s go to Vegas” exists as the multiverse’s quintessential definition of, “well it seemed like a good idea at the time.” Even in this case, it really had, between zombies, insurrection, and the day to day tedium of life on the moon. Besides which, Xerxes Break has a new sentient (sentient-er) weapon, which in a stunning show of good judgement is too dangerous to test on the moonbase, nor in any concentration of people. Las Vegas, set against the backdrop of the vast, desolate Mojave desert, seemed to be a perfect choice.

When our heroes wink into existence, squinting against the early-morning desert sunshine, they’ll find themselves duly welcomed. Come play in the casino. When you feel a bit peckish, indulge in all you can eat. Take your winnings and go shopping; at night, take in a show. And if you’ve done really well gambling, unwind in a ridiculously luxurious suite.

…or is this how you’re spending the night?

Thirty-six hours in Vegas, what could possibly go wrong?

(ooc: feel free to start threads willy-nilly, name your time and place, threadjack and mingle)
devotedtothecore: (seriously.)

A C OF REGRETS

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-11-27 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Except that he's yet to operate a moving vehicle and an impending chase scene seems hardly the time to and Rosette Christopher wants him to get in the car.

Ah, the ice cube of ominous hunches sliding down the back of one's neck.
]

No.

[ he's just a bystander he's not even involved in this ]
Edited 2013-11-27 05:25 (UTC)
soul_sister: (Untrue. Totally untrue)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-11-27 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[One might assume that she didn't actually hear that dry, if valiant attempt to save himself. But no, she did. She just chalked it up to the lack of self preservation that MOST of the people she knows seems to possess.

She wrenches the door open and with the unstoppable force of one of the Core's great mechanical arms, shoves him into the passenger side.

The door closes behind him like a death knell.

Outside the shouting of officers, perhaps, sounds a bit like distant salvation.




She gets in on the other side.]


JEEZ! They don't listen to reason!
devotedtothecore: (no that's. fine. really.)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-11-27 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He could yank the handle open and leap out the vehicle. It would only take 1.9 seconds, tops. They're not even moving yet.

It's the moment of hesitation (knuckles white, a death-grip on tacky plastic) over the question of how that would go down in the book of Reasonably Polite Conduct that proves to be the fatal error.
]
soul_sister: (OOoooOOOOoooooh)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-11-27 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Indeed. As she turns the key in the ignition, the doors lock themselves.

The tires squeal and the car almost leaps forward, grazing the parked vehicle just in front of them as she veers wildly out into traffic. Sirens rise behind them, with flashing lights, as the sound of a wailing car alarm recedes.

People, buildings and EVEN OTHER CARS, blur by.]


Whoa... this thing goes FAST.
devotedtothecore: (on bended knee.)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-11-29 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The clicks of turning locks sounds like a death knell in his ears, a dread whisper in the night that there is no God.

A thought promptly thrown to the backseat as Rosette gleefully proceeds to once again put all laws of motion to the test. With their lives and limbs.



He yanks the seatbelt down and buckles up.
]

What did you do to cause this?!

[ He is not yelping. He is not yelping. He is calmly assessing the situation. ]
soul_sister: (Aggro)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-12-01 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[The car veers dangerously to the right as she looks over her shoulder at him.]

I didn't do anything! I had nothing to do with it at all!
devotedtothecore: (SWEET MOTHER OF LIGHT)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-12-02 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ FOR THE LOVE OF ] --eyes forward!!
soul_sister: (LEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYYY JENKINS)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-12-02 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Her attention snaps back to the front just in time to pull left sharply. Even with the seatbelt, Chrysos is jostled wildly. They miss a stopsign by inches and skid wildly through the intersection on a red.

Rosette SLAMS on the gas, barely missing a semi truck barreling down through the intersection.]


LEARN TO DRIVE!!
devotedtothecore: (BUT WHY.)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-12-02 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ The elite crew of the great Core of Cepheus are trained to watch and calculate and assess on the go, even under situations of the highest pressure, of such rapidity that at times every split-second impression of a hundred-part moving mechanism must be remembered, impressed upon the memory like a photograph.

...and so regardless of the onslaught of whiplash he finds himself subjected to, Chrys's senses don't miss a thing.

Including the faint scrape of the truck grazing a taillight.

She's going to kill them.
]

That was a red light!

[ EVEN HE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS ]
soul_sister: (That's because we're going to cheat)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-12-02 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[The wheels shriek and smoke as the impact throws them to the side and Rosette corrects, banking them hard back into the right lane.]

Whatever! It's in the past now!

[That turn sure shouldn't have been even POSSIBLE to make at the speeds they were going. In fact, as two wheels lift from the asphalt and drop back down to the ground, it seems physics was suspended in the form of some twisted god laughing at them.

The police car trying to desperately tail them certainly DIDN'T make the turn, spinning off wildly.]
devotedtothecore: (proximity alert!!)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-12-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Was that burning rubber? That was burning rubber. The handhold above the door feels small and insignificant as his fingers clench round it for dear life. ]

You can't just dismiss that with that--!

[ He looks back. Regrets it immediately. (Pales at the distant sound of a couple tons of metal crashing into a couple tons of something else.) ]
devotedtothecore: (PAVO IN THE CORE.)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-12-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Do you intend to get arrested for life?!
soul_sister: (Break ALL the bones)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-12-02 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not!

[She banks hard, a few cardboard boxes going flying as they shoot through an alley and cut across a couple of lanes of traffic to double back.]

I've done this before! If they can't catch us, I don't have to put in a report!
devotedtothecore: (on bended knee.)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-12-02 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's hard to say which part of that statement is the more distressing, the done this before or that a report is the worst of consequences to her or on second thought nevermind it's the whole thing and are those lanes of opposing traffic? Are they driving in opposing traffic?? ]

You're going to get someone killed!

[ Like THEM. ]
Edited 2013-12-02 05:21 (UTC)
soul_sister: (Celebrate)

[personal profile] soul_sister 2013-12-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[YEEEESSS no wait she's turning onto another side road. SOMETHING SMASHES BEHIND THEM AND THERE'S A BLARE OF HORNS AS THE TRAFFIC ENTIRELY SNARLS UP.

She pulls back onto the Strip, driving sedately to Cesars' Palace... There are no signs of sirens or lights as she glides to a perfect, textbook stop in front of the valet area and hands the man the keys to the car, completely intending to abandon it.]


We're here!
devotedtothecore: (ceres on the warpath.)

[personal profile] devotedtothecore 2013-12-03 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Her passenger offers no reply.

In fact, it's doubtful whether the body slumped in the adjacent seat heard her at all, given that it appears to be currently engaged in muttering mysterious secrets to the upholstery above them, face about as white as the walls of the building.
]