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Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-12-15 12:10 pm

[ Open ] A Home for the Holidays

Date & Time: December 10th - 21st
Location: The Museum of Old and New(ish) Art
Characters: Xerxes Break and you. Information about and a map to the castle has been left in the Transporter Facility, so anyone interested in renovating a warm and secure (if weird) place to stay is welcome.
Summary: An eccentric billionaire’s 27th century medieval-replica castle/art museum/hotel lies abandoned and half-buried in the snow. It’s going to take a lot of work to renovate, but hey it’s more kid-friendly than a brothel. Right? Right?
Warnings: None.

The 1980's ski-wear themed snow suits Break brought back from this mission proved to be a hit with the local population (so stylish!), as were Mister Cecil's ugly Christmas sweaters, so they have been able to trade for goods and some technical services, to help make this place more livable. Supplies from the DITR have also been a great help. However, a lot of work needs to be done: cleaning and vermin-smiting and clearing away snow. Come and help, or simply explore.

(ooc: feel free to start threads willy-nilly, action-spam or prose, name your time and place, threadjack and mingle.)


(1) Museum:

The stairway forces you straight down, past four floors, into the very dungeons of the castle. There are no windows; it was artificially lit, although the electricity isn't on at present. However, the old geothermal power generation system in the structure is simple and robust, so only a small amount of tweaking will be required to get it operational once more. In the meantime, the DITR has kindly supplied you with bright uber-LED flashlights and batteries with advanced energy storage, meaning they should stay lit for weeks. Should.

As soon as you emerge in the dungeons, you’ll find yourself lost in a maze of gallery after gallery. High sandstone walls rise up, towering over everything. What was once a set of opulent velvet curtains lining the art spaces hang in rags, having long since been devoured by rats.

Many of the paintings are destroyed, but most are intact, as are the sculptures and installations, preserved in the deep freeze. The subject matter is bizarre and disturbing. Take this human centipede for instance. And what on earth does this machine do? What’s that smell….

However, some of the “artworks” are playful and interactive. Try a game of ping pong on an accordion-shaped table; or jump on a trampoline in a cage with bells underneath; or find the white library, full of blank books (don’t deface the art!).

Try not to get lost.


(2) Castle/Hotel:

The upper levels of the castle were hotel rooms, long ago. Alas, all of the sheets and bedding were made into nests by rats. Here too, the lush velvet curtains hang in rags, and the wool carpets over the stone floors have lost their battle to the moths.

Yet most of the furniture remains intact, as well as the elaborate chandeliers. Compact heaters will keep the spaces at a near-comfortable temperature, and sleeping bags will do for now.

Let’s get cleaning!


(3) R&R

All that hard work has finally paid off. The geothermal power system is now providing electricity and abundant steam heat, and multiple hotel rooms are in habitable shape. Most importantly, the kitchen is functional. it's time to relax with a cup of hot spiced wine (or chocolate) and pastry. Some mischievous person has hung mistletoe over various random entranceways, so look sharp!


(4) Playing in the snow

The weak December sun makes an appearance, illuminating the ice crystals in the frigid air, creating a sun dog. The snow sparkles like white diamonds. It’s still freezing, but how can you stay inside on a day like this? Anyway, the snow needs shoveling, but perhaps there’s time to make a snowman (or snow angels).


(5) Penguins:

In addition to vermin of the four-legged, tailed and whiskered variety, this castle is home to a flock of penguins. These might be the principal reason the castle has lain abandoned all these years. They can be found anywhere in or around the structure. Approach with caution. Or better yet —



— run away.
retraced: (psychologically overcast)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-22 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[He only hesitates for a second this time before answering.]

They're completely blank.
retraced: (ghostly pale)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-22 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, not the reaction he'd been expecting, but then maybe he hadn't been really expecting anything at all.]

W-what's so funny?!
retraced: (you fucking--)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-22 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
--If that's funny, then it's a terrible joke!

[He shoves Break's hand away.]
retraced: (not this shit again)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-22 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grunts and crosses his arms over his chest in the most mature gesture ever.]

Why were you sitting in the dark anyhow?
retraced: (yesterday I got so scared)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-25 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[So much to experience indeed, more than Break is truly able to, even. Which makes him sad again.]

It's...eccentric. [That would be the best word for it.]

But it will be a good enough place to stay until everyone decides on our next move.
retraced: (yesterday I got so scared)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-26 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
No one understands the current situation.

[With the Initiative in the state it's in, and the world in general, really, it's hard to tell what needs to be done next. They're not exactly offering free rides home, but what war is there still to fight? A different type of survival has taken up residence in their minds where war used to live.]

...It's too cold down here. Let's find somewhere else to talk.
retraced: (when the pretense starts to fall)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-26 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
--Of course I didn't!

[Oh, he's noticed. And really, he did take one of the jackets in secret, but he hasn't been able to bring himself to actually putting it on thus far.]

You didn't bring back a single black one!
retraced: (come hell)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[He could have asked someone for a black one!!! In a men's size, as Break is more than likely wearing a woman's jacket, let's be real here.

But he knows better than to continue on this offensive discussion and does just that, turning to lead the both of them from the room. The flashlight is back out in front of him, sweeping across the long, confusing hallways.]


Which way did we come from...?

[He glances back and forth, trying to recall just which way he'd been going before running into this strange empty library.]
retraced: (the buzz sounds sweet to me)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-26 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's sudden and bright enough that Gilbert has to shield his eyes from the flood of light with one arm, muttering a quiet 'agh!' under his breath. He blinks his eyes as he slowly gets used to being able to see again, and lets himself properly take in the hallway properly. Why does everyone in the future need this much light to be able to see everything? Why don't their eyes hurt all the time?]

There's a staircase. [He turns the flashlight off and puts it into his pocket as he walks towards it.]
retraced: (this town is coming like a ghost town)

[personal profile] retraced 2013-12-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No, nothing like that...

[What he does see is just as strange as a room full of empty books, but strange in different ways. Above them, the ducts also hum to life. Soon enough they'll start to feel the air grow warmer.]

This staircase is probably the most normal thing I've seen so far.
retraced: (it's only in your mind)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-01 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[They're already aware of what's outside, so Gilbert turns them both down that hallway, still squinting in the bright light.]

There's a sign for a theater. Maybe there's a stage?

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