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Xerxes Break ([personal profile] maddeninghatter) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-12-15 12:10 pm

[ Open ] A Home for the Holidays

Date & Time: December 10th - 21st
Location: The Museum of Old and New(ish) Art
Characters: Xerxes Break and you. Information about and a map to the castle has been left in the Transporter Facility, so anyone interested in renovating a warm and secure (if weird) place to stay is welcome.
Summary: An eccentric billionaire’s 27th century medieval-replica castle/art museum/hotel lies abandoned and half-buried in the snow. It’s going to take a lot of work to renovate, but hey it’s more kid-friendly than a brothel. Right? Right?
Warnings: None.

The 1980's ski-wear themed snow suits Break brought back from this mission proved to be a hit with the local population (so stylish!), as were Mister Cecil's ugly Christmas sweaters, so they have been able to trade for goods and some technical services, to help make this place more livable. Supplies from the DITR have also been a great help. However, a lot of work needs to be done: cleaning and vermin-smiting and clearing away snow. Come and help, or simply explore.

(ooc: feel free to start threads willy-nilly, action-spam or prose, name your time and place, threadjack and mingle.)


(1) Museum:

The stairway forces you straight down, past four floors, into the very dungeons of the castle. There are no windows; it was artificially lit, although the electricity isn't on at present. However, the old geothermal power generation system in the structure is simple and robust, so only a small amount of tweaking will be required to get it operational once more. In the meantime, the DITR has kindly supplied you with bright uber-LED flashlights and batteries with advanced energy storage, meaning they should stay lit for weeks. Should.

As soon as you emerge in the dungeons, you’ll find yourself lost in a maze of gallery after gallery. High sandstone walls rise up, towering over everything. What was once a set of opulent velvet curtains lining the art spaces hang in rags, having long since been devoured by rats.

Many of the paintings are destroyed, but most are intact, as are the sculptures and installations, preserved in the deep freeze. The subject matter is bizarre and disturbing. Take this human centipede for instance. And what on earth does this machine do? What’s that smell….

However, some of the “artworks” are playful and interactive. Try a game of ping pong on an accordion-shaped table; or jump on a trampoline in a cage with bells underneath; or find the white library, full of blank books (don’t deface the art!).

Try not to get lost.


(2) Castle/Hotel:

The upper levels of the castle were hotel rooms, long ago. Alas, all of the sheets and bedding were made into nests by rats. Here too, the lush velvet curtains hang in rags, and the wool carpets over the stone floors have lost their battle to the moths.

Yet most of the furniture remains intact, as well as the elaborate chandeliers. Compact heaters will keep the spaces at a near-comfortable temperature, and sleeping bags will do for now.

Let’s get cleaning!


(3) R&R

All that hard work has finally paid off. The geothermal power system is now providing electricity and abundant steam heat, and multiple hotel rooms are in habitable shape. Most importantly, the kitchen is functional. it's time to relax with a cup of hot spiced wine (or chocolate) and pastry. Some mischievous person has hung mistletoe over various random entranceways, so look sharp!


(4) Playing in the snow

The weak December sun makes an appearance, illuminating the ice crystals in the frigid air, creating a sun dog. The snow sparkles like white diamonds. It’s still freezing, but how can you stay inside on a day like this? Anyway, the snow needs shoveling, but perhaps there’s time to make a snowman (or snow angels).


(5) Penguins:

In addition to vermin of the four-legged, tailed and whiskered variety, this castle is home to a flock of penguins. These might be the principal reason the castle has lain abandoned all these years. They can be found anywhere in or around the structure. Approach with caution. Or better yet —



— run away.
retraced: (ouch my tiny dignities)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that's when a hand FLIES OUT FROM BENEATH THE SNOW AND GRABS HER ANKLE.]

You fell for it...!

[AND THEN THE OTHER HAND CHUCKS A SNOWBALL RIGHT INTO HER FACE AS HE SITS UP AND LETS THE REST OF THE SNOW FALL AWAY FROM HIM.]
bunnivore: (♚ 5 more minutes)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-01-20 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wah!

[ she did not expect such a bold move from gilbert. with her ankle grabbed, she's basically a trapped animal waiting for death. in her attempts to struggle, she trips, a double whammy on top of the snowball that explodes right in her face.

laying on the floor, it takes a few seconds before she stirs, only to wipe the snow off of her face. ]
retraced: (SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-20 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[While she goes down, Gilbert stumbles to his feet. THIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY, RABBIT.]

Do you give up yet?! [WHEEZE.]
bunnivore: (♚ too hungry to live)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-01-20 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Hey, Raven.
retraced: (those who drown in misery)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-20 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course he's going to fall for this.

He takes a step forward and peers down at her, thinking he's won.]


Hm?
bunnivore: (♚ bitches ain't got nothing)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-01-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is when she immediately pulls him down by the collar, grabbing a handful of snow to shove in his face. scrambling to her feet, she's quick to tease now that the tides have turned. ]

Bwahahaha, useless!
retraced: (THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-20 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmf--it's in my shirt!!

[Gilbert does indeed become distracted by wiggling inside of his clothing, trying not to let the freezing cold snow touch his skin as it slips down the sides of his face and into his scarf and shirt.]

Gaaaah!
bunnivore: (♚ wash the dust away)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-01-21 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ as this happens, alice runs to a safe distance. hands running through her long hair, she shakes off the remainders of snow still stuck in her hair. ]

That was fun.

[ a smile on her face, alice turns back to gilbert.

she shouts: ]
Hey, Seaweed Head! Watch this! [ before charging forward. ]
retraced: (FROZEN IN TERROR)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-25 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[This isn't going to end well, this absolutely can't end well....! He can only watch in confusion as she comes running towards him.]

What are you-?!
bunnivore: (♚ YEEEEEEEEEAAH)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-01-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ AND SHE SLAMS






RIGHT ONTO THE SNOW NEXT TO GILBERT. ]


Watch, watch. [ spreading her arms wide. ] I can make an angel.
retraced: (ankle deep in mud)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-01-30 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
...An angel?

[He sits up straighter and dusts more snow from his hair, watching her and trying to figure out just what she's doing. Something she learned at the St. Bridget festival, maybe?]
bunnivore: (♚ today we start another day)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-01-30 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DIDN'T YOU KNOW?

ALICE IS GREAT AND SMART AND KNOWS THINGS.

some things.


she stands up, the 'angel' left in the snow.]


Yeah, see?
retraced: (waiting on the rain)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-02-01 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[He also stands and looks back down at the impression that she's made in the snow. There's still snow in his shirt, but he's starting to get more used to the cold.]

It's...

[Turning his head to the side.]

I don't see it.
bunnivore: (♚ sends those minions flying)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-02-02 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ YOU RUDE BASTARD, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

see icon. ]
retraced: (THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR)

1/2

[personal profile] retraced 2014-02-02 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[BOOT TO THE HEAD--]
retraced: (WHY?!)

2/2

[personal profile] retraced 2014-02-02 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
STOP KICKING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON! EXPLAIN IT IF YOU WANT ME TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND IT!
bunnivore: (♚ manlier than gilbert)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-02-17 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can't see it then it just means your blind, stupid.
retraced: (drives on desolation)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-02-19 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Or maybe it means that you're terrible at making snow angels! Try again, and get it right this time!
bunnivore: (♚ super falcon kick)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-03-04 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHO DIED AND MADE YOU THE KING OF SNOW ANGELS. ]
bunnivore: (♚ better watch your back)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-03-04 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. I'm leaving!
retraced: (you fucking--)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-03-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine! Then go!

[He pouts and turns his gaze back down to the ground when - oh, there it is. It really does look like an angel, doesn't it? Oops.]
bunnivore: (♚ hating the maid life)

[personal profile] bunnivore 2014-03-10 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[ STILL STOMPING OFF.

LOOK WHAT YOU DID. ]
retraced: (I'll bite your cheeks!)

[personal profile] retraced 2014-03-10 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[SHHHH THIS IS YOUR FAULT]