The expression alone made Lee laugh. He gathered up his disrobed items and headed toward the middle bedroom. He set the items down and began unbuttoning his camouflage suit. The heavy shirt now peeled away revealed a net shirt under a blue vest with a unicorn on the back.

He turned his head to look over his shoulder at his new rooming companion with a grin. "Worry not, I'm not that crass. Your expression alone has made my day amidst the chaos and ill conceived notions of epic disproportion. Aside from that, my intentions are purely professional."