( OPEN ) santa claus is coming to town

[stonewall]

Date & Time: December 25th, during the snow.
Location: Everywhere.
Characters: Santa Snow Villiers/stonewall & OPEN!
Summary: Someone made the mistake of telling Snow about Santa - now there's a two meter tall hobo walking around dressed as him. Oops?
Warnings: PRESENTS?? idk you tell me.


[ A few days ago, Snow had no idea what Christmas even was.

Now? Now he's driving around on his bike with a giant sack over one shoulder, dressed in a Santa outfit that looks entirely ridiculous on him. His fake beard is awful, and he hasn't yet figured out who the guy is beyond 'wears red and gives gifts', but that's more than enough for him.

Whenever he spots anyone (familiar or not), he hits the brakes; offering a friendly wave and dumping the sack onto the snow-covered ground. ]

Hey there! [ Wait no what was he supposed to say... ] Merry Christmas, right?

Comments

[blossomgale]

[ She's friendly and most times, incredibly derpy. Yes, inform her, Snow. She will suck that information up like a sponge. ]

...They do? But why? I've never heard of it.

[stonewall]

No clue. [ At least he's honest?? If... not a very in-character Santa. ] We didn't have this kind of thing back home, but I figured I'd get in on the action.

[ He tugs at his fake beard, and waves down towards the sack. If you ask him, there are no negatives to this situation. ]

[blossomgale]

Hmm. Maybe Asbel hasn't told me about it yet. I'll have to ask him if we have that in my world. [ If she ever sees him again! Sophie looks Snow over once, then lowers her gaze towards the sack. ]

What's the bag for? And why are you wearing a lot of red?

[stonewall]

Eh, don't sweat it. You're not the only one.

[ Even some other people he'd talked to didn't have a clue. It seemed like anyone not from this world didn't recognize the name, even if the date rang a bell. ]

The red's a part of the deal. In the story, there's a guy dressed like this who gives out presents. [ He hefts the sack again. ] That's what the bag is for.

[blossomgale]

I'm not sweating.

[ What are expressions? She smiles though. Giving presents? What a nice story! ] ...oh. So you're dressed as the person from the story. I see. Who does he give presents to?

[stonewall]

[ ... Okay, so she's a little odd. He's dealt with worse. ]

Anyone who's been good all year. Think you qualify?

[blossomgale]

All year? Hmm... [ Huh. She has hardly been in Exsilium for that long, so... she's thinking about what she has done back home! ]

I did things like take care of my garden and protect my friends. I think I've been pretty good?

[stonewall]

[ ... So cute. ]

Sounds fine to me. [ He holds out a box, which is filled with the nicest candy he could find. Snow's maturity level: five years old. ] Don't go eatin' it all at once.