Oh Snap the Log is Ajar! (Open to All)

[celestial_wizard]

Characters: Juvia Lockser, Lucy Heartfilia, and OPEN
Date & Time: Today
Location: Initiative Training Room / A bar (ie The Crown and the Lion, the Cascade Lounge, and more)
Summary: A) Lucy's dragging Juvia to the training facility to train with the water mage. B) After training, it's down to hit the bars for a girl's night out. ( Feel free to intrude! )
Warnings: None, really, but there may be a bar-room brawl. Just sayin'.

[ OOC: Tossing up separate threads for the training and the bar hopping :D ]

Comments

[drizzling]

What happened here? Juvia was just arguing with that man when-

[Wow....half the bar just went up in a blaze of fire and something went crashing into the lamp. Should Juvia ignore all this and escape? Or put the fire out? Ignoring Tank's pleas she's about toss some water onto the flames, but a beer bottle or two come flying her way.

No time to react properly! She manages to to turn herself into water so the bottles phase through her, but still stumbles backwards into Lucy]

-Eeeeiii!!!

[This wasn't going at all according to plan]

[celestial_wizard]

How did things get on /fire/? [ Seriously, Natsu isn't even here. Or so she thinks. ]

This is insane! This-- HIEE!! [ Don't you get your wateryself all over her nice dry clothes! Lucy squeaks, hopping to the side to avoid a flung chair. It's as chaotic as a Fairy Tail barfight. Those who aren't fighting in the crowd are either pushing past to get out the door, or trying to help lessen the flames. ]

I hate to say it, but maybe it's best if we got out of here, Juvia -! [ They already had a lot of people either fighting or trying to get the fire under control, and this would be a good opportunity to get away from those troublesome guys. One thing was for sure, the girls were the last thing on Tank's mind. ]

SAVE THE BOOZE! [ He hurls himself into the crowd to lunge behind the bar and grab as many bottles of beer and assorted wines and alcoholic beverages he can manage, passing some off to his buddies (some who attempt to smuggle them right out the door - in the chaos, who would know! Catching sight of Natsu, and being too dense to put two and two together to come up with four, he calls out instead. ]

HEY buddy! Forget the fight, the booze, man, the BOOZE! [ And very very very belatedly he suddenly realizes, fire + wimmins = not usually a good thing. But HEY he can be a hero! Oh dilemna. Booze or babes, booze or babes? AAH HE CANNOT CHOOSE. ]

Tank has killed me with lols.

[explodewiththerage]

['How?' indeed. Definitely not the fault of the pink haired young man hiding behind the counter. Still he occasionally sneaks a peek over the top of the bar. That is until Tank starts shoving bottles at him!]

Wha-?

[Hang on he didn't sign up for this. Pyrotechnics were his field not salvage of alcohol. That is until he realizes the guy seems to be taking his sweet time coming with a decision. So he grabs one of the highest priced bottles and throws it in the man's arms. Choose the booze, brotha. The girls can handle themselves. They've been through worse.]

ur my hero Tank ;~;

[drizzling]

[Juvia regains her balances. Woops. Sorry Lucy. But Juvia's not concerned about that right now. She puts a hand over her mouth in awe as she watches to place go to Hell]

Well there is a lot of booze around... [It's bound to catch on fire, especially with this crowd. They probably have a room full of matches somewhere in the back]

Is the exit clear?

Aw yeeeah Tank is everyone's hero

[celestial_wizard]

[ Whoah. WHOAH. Natsu you may have just made a friend for life. Tank fumbles a bit until he gets a good grasp of the bottle, and pauses to look at the label, his eyes getting as wide as saucers. ]

Oh man. OH MAN. I AM FREAKIN' OUT. MAN. DUDE. BRO. BRO. DO you not know what you just FOUND? This is the Elixir of the GODS, man. I have been wanting just one taste of this brand for YEARS and that stingy dude behind the bar never let me have any!

[ He plants a wet kiss on the bottle, clutching it like a life preserver. ]

AA Sweet nectar of LIFE I've found you and I'll never let you go.

[ Flashing a toothy grin at Natsu, he goes on. ]

Yo broSEPh, in thanks for you finding this AWESOME bottle in the middle of this chaos you should TOTALLY have the second swig. Also, I may have my woman name her first born after you. What's your name? NO no - don't tell me - let me guess let me guess.

[ A few minutes of total silence. ]

NAW Dude, I'm pullin your leg, I don't know nothing bout your name. BUt you look like at Johnny. I'mma call you Jonny kay? We're cool Johnny, I like you, you're good people.

[ MEANWHILE, back at the - well back in the one small pocket of the bar that isnt NEARLY so chaotic (but only just) Lucy checks their path anxiously. ]

You'd think the owner would do a little more for cases like these. [ But YES, success! ]

It's clear - let's go. [ So saying, she hops over an overturned chair and threads her way through a pair of shoving buddies, darting for and out the door, checking to make sure Juvia is close behind. And dimly she can't help but think that Natsu would probably be enjoying this kind of ruckus if he were here. ]

XDDD You're too good at this. One quick tag before rolling off to bed

[explodewiththerage]

[Well his plan worked. Almost too well as a matter of fact. This guy who'd been creeping all over Juvia and Lucy had somehow taken a liking to him over just one bottle of fine booze. Why it's almost enough to crack an amused smile from Natsu but that briefly fades as he expects the guy to blow his cover. Thankfully he doesn't and instead he actually gives him an alias to use. PERFECT.]

Jonny's fine. We better save more of this stuff before it burns down eh? You grab the bottles still out here and I'll check the back, deal?

[He just has to get the owner out of the building and then vanish into the night like another alcohol fueled late night phantasm.]