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exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
squirrelyknight) wrote in exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
Entry tags:
- alucard anselm (original),
- asbel lhant (tales of graces),
- donny casey (original),
- kyouko sakura (madoka magica),
- mahdi clare (original),
- saori nakagawa (original),
- saul goodman (breaking bad),
- sir codpiece (original),
- sophie (tales of graces),
- tony stark (mcu),
- yuri lowell (tales of vesperia),
- ✝ commander shepard [mass effect],
- ✝ jules grumley (original)
(open) kitten adoptions by squirrel
Date & Time: July 26th, all day
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
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( He stands at proper attention, looking up at Alucard. The kittens flop over on their sides, one batting lazily at Codpiece's motionless tail. )
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( One pads toward the open door, mewling. Codpiece tracks it's progress with dark eyes. )
But they are good, for what they are.
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How did you end up giving away cats? [How are they not trying to eat you, bro]
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( He has wily ways, Alucard. Very wily ways. )
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So someone wanted go get rid of a litter of kittens and suckered you into it. Is that the case?
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( He sounds puzzled. )
Suckers such as on one of those demon fish of the sea, my lord? No such creature was in evidence at the time my quest was given.
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He does give the kittens another look. His parents never let him keep a real pet before...]
Look, I ... I'm not sure I can take one. What if my roommates are allergic?
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( Even if he does not see it, he pays his respects. The sun still rises. Night still falls. )