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exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
squirrelyknight) wrote in exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm
Entry tags:
- alucard anselm (original),
- asbel lhant (tales of graces),
- donny casey (original),
- kyouko sakura (madoka magica),
- mahdi clare (original),
- saori nakagawa (original),
- saul goodman (breaking bad),
- sir codpiece (original),
- sophie (tales of graces),
- tony stark (mcu),
- yuri lowell (tales of vesperia),
- ✝ commander shepard [mass effect],
- ✝ jules grumley (original)
(open) kitten adoptions by squirrel
Date & Time: July 26th, all day
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.
( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.
His poor tail...!
And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )
Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
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With a frown he rubs at Cassandra's head once more.]
Jesus. Well, tell me if you need any help with them, okay? I can house them if you can't find a home for em tonight.
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( Not that the magicks of the doctors around here would be unable to fix such a condition.
He bows to Jack, deep and low. )
Lord Kelly is too gracious. Should we find ourselves lacking a hearth to keep us warm for the night, I fear I shall indeed impose upon your good will.
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All of which sounds like it would suit Cassie well. You have a knack for insight, my lord.
( He tugs on the other leashes, looking u at Jack. )
Until we next meet, Lord Kelly. Best of luck to you, and my eternal gratitude!
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