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Sir Codpiece, Defender of the Nuts ([personal profile] squirrelyknight) wrote in [community profile] exsiliumlogs2013-07-25 07:33 pm

(open) kitten adoptions by squirrel

Date & Time: July 26th, all day
Location: The Housing Complex
Characters: Sir Codpiece & ...you!
Summary: Sir Codpiece has been granted a mission from the Wise Hag: to find homes for all the furry feline fiends he can in this city of Exsilium. Thus he comes a knocking.
Warnings: Ridiculousness.

( Codpiece manages to take two or three kittens along at a time, in twine harnesses he made himself while suffering the heat and hysteria of the jungle beaches. He keeps them in line through cajoling, tugging, herding, and bopping noses, sometimes even resorting to using his very limbs as entertainment.

His poor tail...!

And now he's made it to your door, where he lifts one gauntleted paw and knocks three times sharp, hoping to draw your attention. Should the door open, he leads in with a polite few words. )


Greetings, my lord, my lady. I have been sent on a quest of earnest importance across this dark and determined city. Pray tell, would you have room at your hearth for a feline pup gone chilled and crying for lack of warm mantels to sleep upon?
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[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-07-29 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He continues to hold the cat against his chest, petting it gently. Dammit, the more he holds it the harder it is to put it down. But to distract himself, he continues to stare at the... squirrel thing...]

So... why are you a squirrel wearing a knight's uniform?
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[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-07-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on their rankings, I s'pose. Different for each rank or something...

[He gives a lazy one shoulder as the kitten presses into his chest, purring. Yeah, it's damn near impossible to put it down now. Yeah, just that's enough to sell him on his need for an animal again.

Damn his life.]


So are the cats free?

[Aka, he wants the kitty and will love it forever.]
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[personal profile] jailbreaks 2013-08-03 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, yeah, sure.

[To be quite honest all those words about went right over him, but he could put together that he has the cat.]

Good luck with the rest of those.